Well this day couldn’t get any worse.
Let me tell you what happened first.

At the K-7 lounge, I was selling my wares, and
The bartender was lowballing the deal.
Then along came this beauty who helped close the sale, and
I quickly saw the fortune I could yield.

(Whoa)’Cause I’ve got what you want.
(Whoa)At the fairest price.
(Whoa)The only love money can buy.

Thought I’d profit from this.
Thought I’d profit from this.

Yeah, they breed quickly, sure.
That’s how I keep this up.
Yeah, and that six cred a head can sure build up.

Thank you for shopping Jones.
Thank you for shopping Jones.
Thank you for shopping Jones.

‘Cause I’ve got what you want.
(Whoa)At the fairest price.
(Whoa)The only love money can buy.

Well, this day has been such a wreck.
Let me tell you what happened next.

Well the freaks and the feds, well
They start to butt heads, and
A fight breaks out, but at least the drinks were an the house.

And chaos avails, but
It ain’t no good on sales, and
It’s only a matter of time before I get nailed

(Whoa)’Cause I’ve got what you want.
(Whoa)At the fairest price.
(Whoa)The only love money can buy.

Thought I’d profit from this.
No way I profit from this.

Yeah, I catch flack from the feds,
Who are overly stressed.
Now I’ve broken no laws.
Why do they come down hard?

Thank you for shopping Jones.
Thank you for shopping Jones.
Thank you for shopping Jones.

Whoa
I’m living marginal at best,
But at least I had my ship.
At least I had my name.
There was always the thrill of the hunt,
The thrill of the find,
And the thrill of the sale.

After all I did to help the feds,
Seventeen to life cleaning up this mess.

Thank you for shopping Jones.
Come back again, I’m Cyrano Jones.
Thank you for shopping Jones.

I’ve got what you want.
(Whoa)At the fairest price.
(Whoa)The only love money can buy.