Me and the guys, we went bar hoppin’ one night
An overdue escape from the everyday plight
Lenny had suggested that Scotty take a break and sample the local hospitality to alleviate his hate

You see Scotty was still sore ’cause he had recently been burned by a woman unexpectedly
And so his feelings turned to hatred and resentment towards the fairer sex
If this mission is accomplished, only equality will be left

And then Scotty killed a hooker

Instrumentation
Mike: Acoustic Guitar, Vocal
Chris: Honky-tonk Piano, Backing Vocal
PJ: Electric Guitar, Backing Vocal
Noah – Bass, Backing Vocal
Andy – Drums, Backing Vocal